I would love to travel the country and better yet, the world for my job you say? What an exciting life full of stimulating adventures you say! Until you find yourself at the Monday night Managers Reception in a Holiday INN near Lafayette Indiana. No not “in” Lafayette Indiana, I said “near” Lafayette Indiana. That is an important detail considering there is nothing of interest “in” Lafayette Indiana, so how could there possibly be anything to do “near” the city. “OOOO Managers Reception!!! There must be all kinds of very important business types attending that we can network with and USE to surely take our pathetic careers to the next level!” I pretended to be your brain for a second to show you how naïve and ridiculous you sound.